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3.31.2010

My Life Is Average

I love reading this.

The other day, I went to the bathroom in a public restroom. Coming out of the stall, I found this spread across the wall: "Dear Pringles, I am no longer a child. I can no longer fit my hand into your container to reach the delicious Pringles. Please work on this." I have never agreed so strongly to a piece of graffiti before. MLIA.

Today our wireless router in my apartment was not working, so I searched for other networks. I came across a network titled "Tobias", and recalled how that was Snape's father's name. I tried halfbloodprince as the security code and it worked. I feel like a wizard. MLIA.

Today, I talked my best friend in to doing a coin toss to determine which movie we would watch tonight. I told her if it landed on heads, I'd win, and if it landed on Tails, she'd lose. She still hasn't figured out why I keep winning the coin tosses. MLIA

Today, I was stopped at a red light behind a hearse. The license plate read, "URNEXT." I switched lanes as soon as possible. MLIA.


I can spend hours reading this. Thanks for introducing me Kelly.